Corydon hoodie

Nice sweater. I would have grabbed it if I was a girl. And homeless.

I swear I didn't put these here

I can't imagine any scenario in which I leave my pants (accidentally or otherwise) laying nicely on a bush in the west end.

Ghetto Cinderella

Right now, there's a prince scouring the neighborhood for a very specific girl. In her closet will be a size 9 ladies pump from payless. Right shoe only.

I hope this didn't happen in winter

I've heard that this means there's a drug house nearby, but I think it just means somebody's a jerk and somebody's walking home in their socks.

Cat shoe

When I was a kid, I used to forget my pants in the sandbox. This kid's doing better than me so far.

Hello to you too

Winnipeg is so friendly that even inanimate objects greet you on the street. Unfortunately, it followed me down the block telling me that its mother was in the hospital in Brandon and it was only short a few dollars for bus fare.

Jeans on a peg in the 'peg

I will never understand how a pair of perfectly good jeans can end up in a curling club parking lot.